FoodPals: LOVE EAT

Yes I love to Eat, one of my favorite things to do. I am a fan of food, I love cooking the food, ordering food and eating or if you will devouring the food.There is a few eat rights in Tel Aviv the first one was in the shook a carmel if I am not mistaking, anyways that is pretty irrelevant. Today half of foodpals went to some kibutz looking kind of place that made me think of high school. Me and Veggiebandit decided to go to Love eat with their wholesome organic food. It is a great theme and something that we need more of in the city. There are way to many shwarma and falafel joints.

Anyways since I had some food with me from home I decided to go for a breakfast. Breakfast was not cheap and espceially not Love Eats Shylock breakfast. This breakfast of 2 eggs a small salad and some tiny ass bowls with various treats in set me back 48 shekels. Fuck me 48 shekels, that is almost $13. Did i Just order a beakfast or did I accidentally invest in real estate. I thought I would enjoy some cheese in my omelet, however cheese was another 8 shekels, I had to ask the kind gentleman behind the counter if I were to get 100 grams of cheese for that price. Onion was 2 shekels, you get a kilo of onions for that. So out of principle I decided to go with plain. It is the biggest load of horse shit that a establishment that overcharges in the first place for a tiny ass meal to charge for small supplements to the omelet. The owner or whoever founded this retarded rules must be the cheapest fucker in the country, cause seriously this does not make me wanna come back.

48 shekels worth of food right here

Anyways now to the Meal. The meal in itself was tasty I enjoyed the avocado spread and the apple jam tasted heavenly. Only one tiny objection, there was hair in my food!! Not a long hair that might have accidentally fallen of one of the lovely waitresses, no this was short and curly hair, like a pubic hair, you dont really know cause a lot of locals have that kind of hair on their head, either way it was vile. Fuck you piece of shit restaurant charging me 48 shekels for eggs with pubic hair in them.

In all seriousness this place can suck a big fat immigrant cock, they are survining cause they have tapped a special and much needed market. It is my hopes that someones opens another place with organic food and decent prices and put these whorebags out of business.

Hits

Healthy organic food

Avocado spread

Apple jam

Nice homemade juice